Sorry, I mean't Ghettoscope!! GHETTOSCOPES Horoscopes That Keep It Real Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Tomorrow, someone will accuse you of spending too much time on your computer. Get them off your back by telling them you've got “lots of work to do.” Then once you're alone again, send viruses to their computer, one at a time. Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) Today will be your lucky day; a store cashier will let you slide with your expired coupons! Live it up—this is as good as it ge...

Sorry, I mean't Ghettoscope!! GHETTOSCOPES Horoscopes That Keep It Real Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Tomorrow, someone will accuse you of spending too much time on your computer. Get them off your back by telling them you've got “lots of work to do.” Then once you're alone again, send viruses to their computer, one at a time. Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) Today will be your lucky day; a store cashier will let you slide with your expired coupons! Live it up—this is as good as it ge...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, fo...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, fo...

DISCLAIMER: I stole this, there fore the views displayed below are not necessarily mine, but they did make me smile so I thought I would share... Single V.S. Married SINGLE * 1. Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. * 2. Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someone. * 3. Single means learning to live by yourself. * 4. Single means freedom. * 5. Single means learning not to need a man/woman to make you...

DISCLAIMER: I stole this, there fore the views displayed below are not necessarily mine, but they did make me smile so I thought I would share... Single V.S. Married SINGLE * 1. Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. * 2. Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someone. * 3. Single means learning to live by yourself. * 4. Single means freedom. * 5. Single means learning not to need a man/woman to make you...

More from my 16-18 year old children: -my godness! -Time flied and we had to leave.(great class) -Hi dad, its me your "good son" -Homework is too heavy. -I nearly vomit in my mouth (eew) -I always thought they(black people) were made from chocolate so I asked them "are you sweet?" - I can't live without you- my honey my milk! - I was not very exciting -He is the top banana( as in the boss) - I hurt my hand myself - I would die very badly (you better live goo...

More from my 16-18 year old children: -my godness! -Time flied and we had to leave.(great class) -Hi dad, its me your "good son" -Homework is too heavy. -I nearly vomit in my mouth (eew) -I always thought they(black people) were made from chocolate so I asked them "are you sweet?" - I can't live without you- my honey my milk! - I was not very exciting -He is the top banana( as in the boss) - I hurt my hand myself - I would die very badly (you better live goo...

Here are a few of some things my students whose ages range from 15-18 write in their daily journals for me, their Oral English teacher. - I didn't go to have lunch because of the paining of my feet. -...So we had to watch them leaving like a bunch of sillies. (This said after one group beat the other during a friendly basketball match) -There are different kinds of girls- comely girls, gorgeous girls, nobility girls and very very beautiful girls. -(Suggestion on how I can im...

Here are a few of some things my students whose ages range from 15-18 write in their daily journals for me, their Oral English teacher. - I didn't go to have lunch because of the paining of my feet. -...So we had to watch them leaving like a bunch of sillies. (This said after one group beat the other during a friendly basketball match) -There are different kinds of girls- comely girls, gorgeous girls, nobility girls and very very beautiful girls. -(Suggestion on how I can im...

Good has been done!!! Kirsty was awarded a diplomatic passport and a monetary gift. As a result, Zimbo's were moved and decided to do the ultimate sacrifice. Name their kids after her! (This coincidentally also happened during the Iraq-Kuwaiti war which explains why we have a residential area called Baghdad and a beer called "scud missile." eccentric?...no!) > > REPORTS FROM VARIOUS HOSPITALS AROUND ZIM HAVE SHOWN HOW KIRSTY HAS >TOUCHED LIVES IN ZIM - NEW BORN BABIES : > > Kirs...

Good has been done!!! Kirsty was awarded a diplomatic passport and a monetary gift. As a result, Zimbo's were moved and decided to do the ultimate sacrifice. Name their kids after her! (This coincidentally also happened during the Iraq-Kuwaiti war which explains why we have a residential area called Baghdad and a beer called "scud missile." eccentric?...no!) > > REPORTS FROM VARIOUS HOSPITALS AROUND ZIM HAVE SHOWN HOW KIRSTY HAS >TOUCHED LIVES IN ZIM - NEW BORN BABIES : > > Kirs...

Speaking of the shits I had the worst episode the other night. I willingly knowingly ate a cup of yoghurt that was a good month overdue. I was thinking, I just bought some good imported dark Cervesa that was a whole year old and it was on sale..nothing happened except for the fact that I got drunk after the first two bottles. Looking back, I think I was expecting some similar pleasant consequence to occur upon consuming the outdated yoghurt. Boy was I way off. It started with a tight k...

Speaking of the shits I had the worst episode the other night. I willingly knowingly ate a cup of yoghurt that was a good month overdue. I was thinking, I just bought some good imported dark Cervesa that was a whole year old and it was on sale..nothing happened except for the fact that I got drunk after the first two bottles. Looking back, I think I was expecting some similar pleasant consequence to occur upon consuming the outdated yoghurt. Boy was I way off. It started with a tight k...