Published on August 6, 2004 By wuxiaomao In Misc
I have only been here for less than a month or so and so far I have lived through the racial bashing tournament, the political rallies and I think we are now participating in the "gay" target shoot discipline.

I am not complaining, this is part of the site's charm along with people with real problems and top notch humor.
So this is my very concentrated attempt at introducing something fun and less controversial in keeping with the JU variety tradition.

You have all heard the stereotypical statements:

All Black people like fried Chicken
People from Kentucky are inbreds

And some you may not have heard:

Chinese people eat dogs
Black people don't get sunburns
Rock and roll kills brain cells

I was wondering what other stereotypes you may have heard or used???

Please only post if you actually believe that it is a stereotype and not the Gospel truth about something or certain people. The whole idea is to laugh at ourself and how narrowminded we sometimes can be.

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on Aug 06, 2004
All white people love Wayne Brady
on Aug 06, 2004
Thats a good one...thanks!
on Aug 06, 2004
I'm originally from a small Texas town, and a teacher at my high school made this joke:

What does a girl from (my high school) say after sex?
Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my cigarrettes.

Typical redneck stuff.
on Aug 11, 2004
"Blondes are dumb, and vague."
"Chinese only care about money."
on Aug 11, 2004
OK . . . I have a few more stereotypes (I do want to make it clear that I do not believe any of these things!):

British never brush their teeth.

Redheads have a temper.

Women can't drive well.

Gay men are effininate and into fashion.

Lesbians are masculine and dress like lumberjacks.

Jewish people love money.
on Aug 11, 2004
Chinese and Jewish people can't drive

BAM!!!
on Aug 11, 2004
British never brush their teeth


That's a good one!!

Thanx guys those are great! Keep em coming, isn't itgreat to laugh at ourselves sometimes?
on Aug 11, 2004
British never brush their teeth.


Okay, this obviously doesn't fit for the given sterotype that ALL British people don't brush their teeth, but...

I grew up in a small village, Westleton, on the east coast of England (East Anglia). One of the biggest differences between all the other kids in town and my sisters and I was personal hygiene. We all brushed our teeth regularly, showered regularly, and washed our clothes in a timely manner. We were also pretty alone in this...
on Aug 11, 2004
Oh, let's see....

Jews are cheap.
French are smelly and cowardly.
Russians are vodka-guzzling sots.
Romanians are cheats.
Italians are sexy and have to wave their hands when they talk.
Greeks are temperamental.
So are Spaniards.
Canadians say "eh?" a lot.
Mexicans are lazy.
Ethiopians will eat anything.
Jamaicans are hopheads.
Everybody else in the world has an accent.
on Aug 11, 2004
White men can't dance!

Oh, and the British DO brush their teeth
on Sep 07, 2004
Indians smell of curry
on Sep 10, 2004

This is an Australian stereotype....about the state of Victoria and their driving habits
If you come across someone driving badly...usually slowly or just not looking where they are going it is proper to comment...
"Bet they're bloody Victorians.." ....."Victorian drivers...hmmph!"

You're from Victoria aren't you Muggaz?!
on Sep 11, 2004


Here's the biggest stereotype:

The Bush family has a total IQ of 132. That's for all of them. Oh wait, it's probably true!
on Sep 11, 2004
India is a land of snake charmers and elephants.

This is true as far as the fact of having snakes and elephants in India is concerned.

But imagine the hillarity of the situation when tourists land up at the airport and expect Indian cab drivers to be riding elephants instead of cars. Of course this does not happen nowadays, but such an impression was the norm upto the early 70's.
on Sep 11, 2004
But imagine the hillarity of the situation


heheheh!!!

In light of the latest heated discussion I would like to add one more stereotype.

All hetero Christians hate gays (not quite, I am a hetero Christian and I love gays!)
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