Published on August 26, 2004 By wuxiaomao In Humor
Good has been done!!! Kirsty was awarded a diplomatic passport and a monetary gift.

As a result, Zimbo's were moved and decided to do the ultimate sacrifice. Name their kids after her! (This coincidentally also happened during the Iraq-Kuwaiti war which explains why we have a residential area called Baghdad and a beer called "scud missile." eccentric?...no!)

> > REPORTS FROM VARIOUS HOSPITALS AROUND ZIM HAVE SHOWN HOW KIRSTY HAS
>TOUCHED LIVES IN ZIM - NEW BORN BABIES :
> > Kirsty Moyo
> > Athens Phiri
> > Kristee Koventree Kavamba
> > Backstroke Banda
> > Kirsty Coventry Mapurisa
> > Individual Medley Mbofana
> > Goldmedal Zulu
> > Gold Silver Bronze Ndlovu
> > Butterfly Masocha
> > Swimmingpool Nhanga
> > Freestyle Zuze
> > Coventry Mabhena
> > Breaststroke Musendame
> > Goldwinner Mambo
> > Threemedals Chinotimba

Comments
on Aug 26, 2004
Someone named their child individual medley and someone else Swimmingpool

Kirsty and Conventry and deviritives of that I can understand - Butterfly - okay but Breaststroke (male or female) Three Medals -- it's kinda sad - these poor kids!!
on Aug 26, 2004
I know!!!! can I just say I love my parents!!!!

I was born during a stressful time and could very well have been named "independence" but they named me after my french midwife...my little brother though was born when we were all a little older and we collectively named him...Credence...after you know who...he lives in Englang now and people go: oh riiight.."clearwater!!)
on Aug 26, 2004
if i ever make it to zimbabwe, i hope, if im not so fortunate to meet at least a few of kirsty's namesakes, at very least to run into no-fly-zone dlovu or sidewinder kavamba.   
on Aug 26, 2004
Breaststroke


Lol Sorry but that's really funny. Image the teasing when that person is in school. "Hey Breaststroke! Want to stroke my breast!
on Aug 27, 2004
o no-fly-zone dlovu or sidewinder kavamba.


See this is why I would like to get married and have my baby in peace time and hopefully during an odd, no descript numbered year!

"Hey Breaststroke!

or...do you...? stroke breasts? I know its low but hell if your parents didnt give you a chance why should I?!!!!!

My personal favorite is Freestyle Zuze...
on Aug 30, 2004
thanks spans for deciding to put Kirsty on the limelight through your site. You know i wish i could just see her live and talk to her...just to say she is the most courageous lady i have ever come across. I magine if it was someone considering what is going on in Zim she could have just said "why should i swim for the country" but hey she went on to do so and to win three medals breaking the record in the history of the country. i just wanna say Kirsty you are A TRUE HERO IN EVERY ASPECT. YOU HAVE BROKEN ALL THE BOUNDARIES AND GIVEN EVERY ZIM PERSON THE SPIRIT OF A HOPE...A HOPE OF A COUNTRY THAT ONCE WAS...AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL BE BACK ON ITS FEET AGAIN. YOU ARE A ROLE MODEL TO MANY INCLUDING ME. THROUGH YOUR PASSION FOR ZIM YOU HAVE SPREAD SMILE ON MANY PEOPLE'S FACE AS WE SAW YOU TRIUMP TO VICTORY.

THANK YOU KIRSTY FOR BEING THE WONDERFULL PERSON THAT YOU ARE...OF COURSE I BELIEVE THE WRONGDOERS WILL LEARN FRO YOU.

MAY GOD GRANT YOU MORE YEARS FILLED WITH VICTORIES SUCH AS THIS!!!!!!!!!!
on Sep 01, 2004
Thank you Esther we need more people like you and Zimbabwe will rise again.
on Sep 05, 2004
her name is Kirsty
on Sep 06, 2004
thats coool!!!
hey, where are you Cat? which job did you take??????????

greg