Chinglish-the way it sounds
Here are a few of some things my students whose ages range from 15-18 write in their daily journals for me, their Oral English teacher.
- I didn't go to have lunch because of the paining of my feet.
-...So we had to watch them leaving like a bunch of sillies. (This said after one group beat the other during a friendly basketball match)
-There are different kinds of girls- comely girls, gorgeous girls, nobility girls and very very beautiful girls.
-(Suggestion on how I can improve my Chinese): You could have a baby who had different kinds of blood if you married a Chinese...
- My class have many "dinosaurs", I mean my class have no pretty girls.
- (On his homeroom teacher...I think!) I am so angry (at her) but now I can do nothing with it - I am waiting for the chance which I can kill her, she is rubbish, I hate her forever!
- Do you have underclothes are made in France? Yes, they're very famous, they're all made for women.
- My mother is a "certified" (she mean't her mother is a housewife while her father is a business man who is hardly home...makes sense to me!)
- Parents don't allow teenagers to fall in love with the opposite sex.
- In the world of music, they're only friendship - no country!( I want to go there)
- The sky is a girl's dream...(that's the full context I swear)
- I robbed it and threw it on the blackboard but it didn't be into the basket frame- how pity it was! (Off course you do know we are talking about basketball??)
- My mother is a succesful housewife.
- If you like something, do you hate China? Privacy- good or bad?
-Love can produce money, but money can't make love
-To be "instructed" by you.
- Songs are like new babies.
I think my work is done here...*sigh*
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