(Alleviate them hate-filled cravings)
Scientists develop anti-racism patch
Long-awaited, controversial Smack Patch now sold over-the-counter
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CHICAGO—A group of Black American scientist have developed a new, controversial patch that helps racists to finally stop racism. The Smack Patch is applied by one person who forcibly smacks the patch on the back of the neck of the racism addict. Called Smack Patch because of the unique way it is applied, the new anti-racist patch is now being sold over-the-counter nationwide.
Smack Patch creators say a proactive, aggressive approach must be applied to make curb racism in America.
Critics say the methodology is too harsh and could cause serious back neck injuries.
According to the U.S. government’s Agency for Anti-Racism Policy and Research (AARPR), one out of every one American is either racist or suffering from racism. White supremacy attitudes permeate all ethnic groups. These attitudes can command both a physical and mental hold that can be tough to overcome.
It’s often bred in the public schools where very few of the contributions of Black Americans are recognized. Then this attitude is nurtured in every American institution that seeks to feed it like a neighborhood drug dealer for the poor or pill dispensing doctor for the rich . For some, racism is as addictive as heroin or cocaine, according to AARPR.
"There's no question about it; sometimes when you're trying to give up racism, you think 'I've got to kill a darkie,'" said Marcelus Denis, but after being "smacked" by some friends, Denis has changed. "I called Blacks the "N" word about three times a day for 30 years before quitting four years ago. I also got promoted over 700 Black co-workers in 6 different jobs over the span of my 40 year career as a salesman."
"For many racists who want to quit, will power alone isn't enough to beat the yearning. It takes a good smack on the back of the neck," said Dr. Daniel Hale Williams IV. "For them, racism cessation products, like Black Jesus t-shirts, may reduce the white supremacy beliefs that feed racist cravings, but our research has found that nothing works better than a good Smack on the back of the neck.
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