Friends: Hold your hair up when you are throwing up at the club listen to you for hours and hours because they care believe in you when you don't criticize you, challenge you, mold you, break you love you, defend you, support you, comfort you Friends give a damn My friends have been all this and more to me. What's a friend to you?

So there is a pretty good chance that I am going to be alone for the rest of my life, all this despite all the efforts I have implemented to avoid such an eventuality. I know I am not ugly, detestable or dense. I have a pretty good head on my shoulder and enough physical attributes to render me, marketable. I have tried everything to increase my chances including altering the way I think about computers and the internet, if they handed out Nobel prizes for optimism, I¡¯d have 3 and a coupl...