Little known to the rest of the world is this "haven" I like to call "heaven" if the pun fits. Hainan is situated in the South East China sea. It is a long stretch of beach the best and most beautiful parts of which are easily accessible. Ancient China civilization boasted this to be the location of the "Edge of the sky and the sea" because it sure looks and feels like it. The horizon knows no boundaries and on a calm day, which is most days...you can look and look and look to your heart's...

So there is a pretty good chance that I am going to be alone for the rest of my life, all this despite all the efforts I have implemented to avoid such an eventuality. I know I am not ugly, detestable or dense. I have a pretty good head on my shoulder and enough physical attributes to render me, marketable. I have tried everything to increase my chances including altering the way I think about computers and the internet, if they handed out Nobel prizes for optimism, I¡¯d have 3 and a coupl...

I am sorry to hear of your loss, I want you to know that I am here for you should you need to vent, reflect, recant or express yourself in other ways that may help soothe and even your loss. I am also here with a few tips and pointers to keep in mind through this, your time of immense dissapointment and general dissillusionment. It is my hope and prayer that you will soon pick yourself up and move on in a more positive direction and increased vigor to fight for what you believe is right a...

People have pleasant and not so pleasant recollections of places they have been, things they have done that they are proud of some things that they regret. I have food. Food that I have eaten and wish I hadn't , food that brings back fond memories of a time and a place where I enjoyed it and I was happy. Food makes a mark on the milestones of my life. I remember when I first got drunk, it was the night I downed 2 bottles of Zinfandel (pink) with my best friend in a hotel room. Every t...

Sorry, I mean't Ghettoscope!! GHETTOSCOPES Horoscopes That Keep It Real Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Tomorrow, someone will accuse you of spending too much time on your computer. Get them off your back by telling them you've got “lots of work to do.” Then once you're alone again, send viruses to their computer, one at a time. Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) Today will be your lucky day; a store cashier will let you slide with your expired coupons! Live it up—this is as good as it ge...

Sorry, I mean't Ghettoscope!! GHETTOSCOPES Horoscopes That Keep It Real Aries (Mar 21-Apr 19) Tomorrow, someone will accuse you of spending too much time on your computer. Get them off your back by telling them you've got “lots of work to do.” Then once you're alone again, send viruses to their computer, one at a time. Taurus (Apr 20-May 20) Today will be your lucky day; a store cashier will let you slide with your expired coupons! Live it up—this is as good as it ge...

Bush reverses gay marriage position WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprising move designed to capture the gay vote, President Bush has changed his position on gay marriage. “I think gays & lesbians should marry…each other. That’s right. I'm saying that gay men should marry lesbians,” said Bush during his regular radio speech. “It would look much more like a traditional Bible-based marriage, and allow gays and lesbians to legally marry a person who is also homosexual.” Many conservatives and supp...

Scientists develop anti-racism patch Long-awaited, controversial Smack Patch now sold over-the-counter (photo illustration at end of article) CHICAGO—A group of Black American scientist have developed a new, controversial patch that helps racists to finally stop racism. The Smack Patch is applied by one person who forcibly smacks the patch on the back of the neck of the racism addict. Called Smack Patch because of the unique way it is applied, the new anti-racist patch is now being so...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, fo...

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, fo...

DISCLAIMER: I stole this, there fore the views displayed below are not necessarily mine, but they did make me smile so I thought I would share... Single V.S. Married SINGLE * 1. Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. * 2. Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someone. * 3. Single means learning to live by yourself. * 4. Single means freedom. * 5. Single means learning not to need a man/woman to make you...

DISCLAIMER: I stole this, there fore the views displayed below are not necessarily mine, but they did make me smile so I thought I would share... Single V.S. Married SINGLE * 1. Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be. * 2. Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someone. * 3. Single means learning to live by yourself. * 4. Single means freedom. * 5. Single means learning not to need a man/woman to make you...